Al's dream
A friend of mine named Al had a dream which amused me. Here it is:
Date: Thu, 30 Aug 2001 16:11:14 -0400 (EDT)
So I have this very strange dream the other night. Those of you who know
the people in the dream will be very amused by it I think:
I wake up (in my dream) to a strange whining sound coming from under my
bed. As I lean over the side, my ex-girlfriend MC is laying under my bed
with a dentist's drill and laughing, she then runs out the door. I am
suddenly aware of the the crazy guy she has started dating and that she is
ruining her life with this loser, not to mention her looks.
I run out of the room giving chase and find her entire family is living in
the same house I am (Not my current house or theirs). AND HER YOUNGER
SISTER HAS GROWN LARGE BREASTS! They all express the same concerns that I
seem to have and I move on in pursuit of her or this guy (I'm not really
sure at this point). As I get out the back door, I find Mike Mussmanno
(looking like Henry Rollins) mowing the lawn. (Now its 2AM, the sun is
shining bright, and Mike is mowing the lawn???) He express concern and
tells me he just saw her.
We both start walking down the street when a big 4-door car pulls up in a
driveway in front of us and 3 twenty something guys jump out of the car,
one of them is the new boyfriend. The all pull these little toy-like guns
out and start pointing them gangster style at me. For some reason this
annoys me (probably b/c I think the guns look toy guns I had as a
kid). Anyway, I look over my shoulder at Darxus and Pirate, who just
seemed to appear there and say "If those two move, shoot them." At this
request they both shrug their shoulders, give a slight grin and pull their
guns out. (Anyone who has ever been shooting with these two knows that
these are a far cry from toy guns.)
Now confident that the two punk friends of this loser have been taken out
of the equation, I begin to lay-in to this asshole who is ruining someone
I care abouts life. You know, the basic if I ever here about you speaking
to her again I'll rip you tongue out, or something like that, all the
while moving closer and closer to him and his funny looking pistol. I
reach up with my left hand and take his gun out of play, then
reach to the small of my back with my right hand, pull out my Sig and put
it to his head. I think he gets the point now, but after a few more words
I wake-up.
Now very puzzled, I try to figure out what this meant. I haven't given a
thought to MC in weeks. I was definitely not jealous, just concerned, and
there is no young punk ruining her life that I know of. Mike is Henry
Rollins, you figure that one out, he's the nicest upbeat guy I know, how
that translates in to an angry straight edge I have now clue. Darxus and
Pirate, who else would I ask to shoot someone? I'm not a really violent guy,
but I don't back down from someone who gets in my face so I understand the
end. I don't know. I 'll leave it up to you for interpretation.
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